DESCRIPTION
Hair: |
messy |
Eyes: |
brooding |
Height: |
still can't ride most roller coasters |
Complexion: |
semi-transparent |
Race: |
only when chased |
Occupations: |
hair product tester, light bulb changer, snake oil manufacturer, art hustler. |
Scars and Marks: |
atkinson has a tattoo on the inside of his lip that reads ACME. |
Remarks: |
It has been alleged that Atkinson will use bed linens for his own devious purposes, including but not limited to stretching to near breakage over hardwood and coating with a oily substance. |
CAUTION
dylan g. atkinson IS WANTED FOR ALLEGEDLY TRYING TO BRING BACK THE ART OF PIN-UPS AS WELL AS THE THEFT OF X-RAYS AND OTHER MATERIALS.
CONSIDERED ARMED WITH A SEEMINGLY ENDLESS SUPPLY OF HAIR PRODUCTS. APPROACH WITH CAUTION HIS HAIR MAY BE CONSIDERED A DEADLY WEAPON.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT ACME artists OR THE NEAREST TIGI PRODUCT DISTRIBUTOR.
REWARD
ACME artists is offering a reward of great satisfaction for the discerning collector with an eye for motorcycles, go-go girls with guns, tattoos, skulls and pretty pretty florals.
(prints available as low as 20 dollars)
