DESCRIPTION
Hair: |
dishevelled |
Eyes: |
twoish |
Height: |
not high enough |
Complexion: |
immaculate |
Race: |
400 foot dash |
Occupations: |
late night infommercial host, armchair psychologist, glorified doodlist. |
Scars and Marks: |
numerous ping-pong injuries prehensile tail (concealed) |
Remarks: |
has been known to devour an entire box of chocolate-covered bananas |
CAUTION
giuseppe davide cortese AKA joe cortese IS WANTED FOR ALLEGEDLY TRYING TO INJURE THE EYES OF UNSUSPECTING ON-LOOKERS WITH AN ONSLAUGHT OF OVERLY CONTRASTED COLORS.
CONSIDERED ARMED WITH A SEEMINGLY ENDLESS APPETITE FOR GEL-BITES AND MINT-HONEY GREEN TEA. APPROACH WITH CAUTION ANYTHING THAT COMES WITHIN 6 INCHES OF HIS MOUTH WILL BE CONSUMED AND RECYCLED.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT ACME artists OR THE NEAREST WINKY PRODUCT DISTRIBUTOR.
REWARD
ACME artists is offering a reward of a warm smile, a hearty handshake and 53 cents, which can be used as a down-payment on a candy bar of your choosing.
