DESCRIPTION
Hair: |
wish |
Eyes: |
two |
Height: |
6'0" |
Sex: |
yes please |
Race: |
800 meter |
Occupations: |
fashionista, voodoo priest, street sweeper, art slinger. |
Scars and Marks: |
Ball has a tattoo on the left side of his head that reads buy art, as well as another tattoo beside his ear of an anvil. |
Remarks: |
It has been alleged that Ball is currently dealing in recycled cardboard disguising it as artwork. |
CAUTION
mark w. ball IS WANTED FOR ALLEGEDLY SELLING ARTWORK AT CRIMINALLY LOW PRICES. THE ART WORLD IS IN AN UPROAR.
CONSIDERED ARMED WITH A KEEN SENSE OF FASHION AND DESIGN.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT ACME artists OR THE NEAREST LOUIS VUITTON DEALER.
REWARD
ACME artists is offering a reward of years of enjoyment and admiration from your friends regarding the acquisition of the aforementioned artwork.
